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Below are our picks for Trolls of the Week… Proceed with no caution
A very succinct overview regarding Man City. At Anfield they were not pepped up enough, and they ended up suffering the peppery sting of defeat. They did manage to simultaneously cheer up millions of Arsenal fans around the world though. Top lads.
Arsenal fans would be further cheered up by the possible arrival of the two players mentioned by Yinka here. Some may see it as a burn, but Burnley are coached by Sean Dyche, he of the nickname- ”Ginger Mourinho”. If Wenger can’t finish ahead of the Portuguese version, at least he would now surely finish ahead of the Ginger variety. An achievement worthy of contract extension till 2025.
Aaron and Theo can usually be very friendly in the neighbour-hood of goal-posts. Their spidey senses also often don’t tingle quickly enough in the penalty box. Now they are both together, aiming to fight villains up to no good at Goodison Park. What could possibly go wrong? A lot of quick running and money burning.
A double-edged troll. Aquilani was one of Liverpool’s expensive flops from the past decade or so. Although, he was not as quick and physical as Bakayoko, he was invariably almost as useless. Bakayoko might eventually grow into a very decent midfielder but at the moment, he should do the decent thing and stop wasting an indecent amount of hair-dye.
Ah, the Pretty One who has suddenly gone down the Ugly route of bad form. When you are heading in goals on the regular, no one notices the hair-gel. However, when the goals dry up and the misses start flowing instead, your hair gel becomes a topic of conversation. Alvaro, hero to zero. And similar to Bakayoko, he is another Chelsea player whose hair choices is being called into question.
Bonus conversation of the Week. Just read and marvel.
Till next time, troll-out.