”On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 trolls that were funny”
The Liverpool vs Man United game was mostly one-sided and almost induced a stiff neck for Tunde, regardless of Alisson making it interesting by gifting a goal, in the spirit of the season.
Phil Jones enhanced his legendary status with an outstanding own goal in Man United’s defeat to Valencia. Christmas season is for giving, and Jones exemplified it by letting Valencia have a goal they didn’t have to work for.
The CL round of 16 draw had PSG getting Man United, and Ade does some analysis about the players who would be involved. The twist comes at the end, emphasizing the propensity of Phil Jones to cause calamity.
The Special One, Going, Going, Gone. Considering how personal their rivalry was, it isn’t hard to believe that Wenger could actually be sporting this smirk.
Crunchy. Tasty. Specialized.
*Respect, respect man, respect.* (in Mourinho’s voice)
Mr Gunz goes gunning at Ole Gunnar and Lukaku. Shots fired.
Laurent Koscielny seems in need of quarantine and exorcism. Arsenal fans are not smiling.
Man United started their post-Mourinho era by rediscovering their ”heritage” and attacking swagger in a 5-1 win. Mourinho probably could not believe his eyes. Might have to wipe his tears with that massive pay-off.
Paul Pogba had a hat-trick of assists, dominated midfield and looked like a player freed from the shackles of regimented football. His UnMikelObification by Solksjaer has commenced.
Man City have lost some pep in recent weeks. They have lost 2 in 3 league games and are now leaking more goals. Many of their fans, of course, have been spoiled rotten in recent seasons and can’t handle this ”crisis”. Many empty seats were on display during their 3-2 defeat to Crystal Palace as pointed out above.
Arsenal bounced back to winning ways by beating Burney but that didn’t stop Peter from providing a gentle reminder of their surprise loss to struggling Southampton.
Pun and Fun and a biblical reference to herald the oncoming festive season. This was posted in response to the 6-2 win for Spurs over Everton. All the good in Goodison was mostly instigated by Son and Kane.
Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May 2019 bring us more joy, fun, banter and humourous trolls.