Un-Exclusive Interview, 11th October, 2017
”The Zlatan is amused by the Dutch Courage. Robben scores a 2nd goal against my brethen and is very excited. He is jumping and celebrating wildly. Holland still need 5 more goals to qualify ahead of us for the 2018 world cup. It seems Robben is sure it is possible judging from his delight.
Ha. I laughed. If the Zlatan was playing for Holland, yes, it would have been possible. But they had Ryan Babel somehow still playing for them. Ryan. Babel. Ha.Ha.
I am even more amused now. Much more than when Dick advocaat, the Dutch Manager, said Sweden couldn’t win 8 nil against Luxemborg and then we did. Ha.Ha.Ha.
World Cup 2018 draws near. People often ask me, ”Who is greater- Messi or Ronaldo?”. I always answer by pointing at my nose. I would come out of international retirement next year and settle the debate once and for all.
I AM ZLATAN”
Interviewer- Oladimeji Sapoloso
Artist- Daniel Diaku