Un-exclusive Interview. 3rd of November, 2017
Here with us today is a man who ‘left’ a football club recently and was likely given a few million pounds or so for the privilege. He had earlier ‘left’ another club last year but was likely given a few million curses on that occasion.
Hello Ronald. Do you think Southampton fans are right to express delight at your current situation?
Well, I did want to stay with the Saints. However the 6 million pound a year contract ambition showed by Everton was enough to turn me into their Sinner, er.. erm, Manager.
Sounds like a convincing answer. Moving on then. Why did you hire your brother, Erwin, as your assistant manager in the past couple jobs?
He was very qualified for the role. No nepotism involved at all. He also saw how ambitious Everton were and so it was easy to persuade him to join me in leaving Southampton.